EVER in a million years. . .

as a matter of fact it pretty much
FREAKS us out!

to have an all out "wedgie-fest"

this is something that Hannah and her friends
never do or even think of doing!

IT'S A BOY THING, ONE OF THE VERY
CURIOUS AND
OBNOXIOUS THINGS THAT IS UNIQUE TO BOYS OF ALL AGES AND IT HAPPENS IN THIS HOUSE I AM
EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT!
(if you don't know what a wedgie is, then you do not have boys and I am not going to explain the process!)