I'm going to try cleaning like this...

Meet our neighbors the"Frat Boys" there are about 30 of them. Next time we really need to clean up the house I think I will try their method. It goes something like this:

• Party very hard-like a frat boy
• Leave all food, plates, tables, furniture etc. sitting outside for 2 days
• Beginning cleaning by literally just pulling tablecloth, plates and all onto the floor and shovel it into dumpster, or stack it around dumpster or just leave it in the yard.
• Get hoses out and spray everything down from the very steep roof.
• Start huge water and/or food fight.

This method can also be done with all indoor furniture. I believe it works best if you are seriously hung over!! It also provides great entertainment for neighbors!!