YIKES!!!!!

DOUBLE YIKES!!!!!

OH HAPPY DAY!

IT'S HERE! LIBERTY OF LONDON HAS TEAMED UP WITH TARGET AND THE STORES ARE FULL OF FABULOUS FINDS IN FLORAL! EVERYTHING FROM HOUEWARES, BABY CLOTHES CUTE ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WANT TO BE PREGNANT AND OF COURSE I HAVE SEVERAL CUTE THINGS PICKED OUT FOR ME! GO CHECK IT OUT AT TARGET PREMIERING TODAY (OFFICIALLY TOMORROW BUT I FOUND THEY HAVE MOST OF THE STUFF OUT TODAY SO GO..........!

THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. . . .

Hannah was thrilled with their boats strong win! They were so far ahead that you cant even see the other teams competing. All of the hard work is paying off! It was a bonus that the sun was shining and it was a beautiful day!

FLINSTONE'S CHEWABLE VALIUM ANYONE?

I have to confess. . .lately my two youngest are driving me (and the entire household) CRAZY!! They have no sense of "when to quit"! It doesn't help that Parker is a reactor and Chandler is the world's best button pusher. Bedtime does not seem to come soon enough for the two of them. They fight non stop (playing and/or the real deal) they both have more endurance than I have patience. Sadly, if they came with an owners manual I lost it, and right now I REALLY need it! Is this a phase? Am I a bad parent? Does anyone else feel like this? Solutions? The hopeful thing is that I had a darling lady approach me at church RAVING about how charming Parker was at the senior dinner he helped host. She went so far as to say she wanted to adopt him!! Hmmmm....

Sun Found!!!

Yes, believe it or not the sun has been found here in Northern Cal. And I am not talking about these smile inducing yellow shoes that Nordstrom's so kindly shipped to my home after my Dallas shopping trip. The true sun and has coaxed out blossoms everywhere! We found it today after traveling through heavy fog to San Francisco to watch Hannah win a race in on Lake Merced! She did a fabulous job and was excited to win! The PERFECT sunny day for a fun competition! After the race we hit up Subway and it happened to be by the beach, so what could we do but take our lunch and enjoy sun, sand and crashing waves? AHHH! Of course the boys could not help themselves from jumping in the Pacific and were both soaking wet and sandy by the time we called it a day (of course this was not planned so no change of clothes for 2 very dirty boys traveling home!)

This is my smiling and sunburned face post beautiful day!

Long time no blog. . .

Shawn the cookie maker, multi tasking here as he is so very good at it and the only one in the family who has the patience to deal with sugar cookies! YUM!

Martha Stewart has nothing on my man!! (OK, maybe a lot more money, but he is generally much more genuine and down to earth than Martha!)

I spent a DELIGHTFUL long weekend visiting my childhood friend Amy in Dallas. I can see why she loves it, the people are truly friendly and nice, the shopping fabulous (she had to mail packages home, we did an obscene amount of shopping!) She is terrible, as we were shopping she would say "Do not leave this store without buying _______!" The devils advocate she is!

I got the grand tour of Dallas and Fort Worth, including watching the longhorns parade down the street at the historic stock yards. Of course I did not even think to bring a camera, sorry me! I did not have time for pictures anyway, as we were too busy eating, laughing, shopping, catching up and planning our next girlfriends get away! I highly recommend it, it does the soul good!!

A delightful surprise for Christmas from Shawn was a weekend WITHOUT children in Marin county. We stayed and a charming Bed and Breakfast in San Rafael. We really enjoyed scenic drives to the coast and exploring Point Reyes without children fighting, whining or asking if we were there yet! A perfectly pleasant weekend get away!

I AM FULL OF EXCUSES!

I usually text my boss every Monday morning with some kind of bizarre excuse stating why I will not be @ work. I thought I would share some of these because who wants to work in January? I hate January, it is cold, a huge let down after the holidays, it always seems drab and dreary I would really rather stay home (with pay of course) and read a good book curled up in a blanket by the fire. If this sounds appealing to any of you, I will pass on to you some the great excuses that I have used (not that they have been effective or gotten me out of work)

1. I was nude sunbathing this weekend and I am too burned to put clothes on so I can't come in to work!
2. When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it!
3. Sorry! I won't be in today, my dog ate my car keys so we are trying to hitch hike to the vet!
4. I can't come in today, I'm stalking my old boss that never believed me when I called in sick!
5. I won't be at work today, my pet goldfish is sick and I need to take her to the vet! (my boss said to H@*# with the goldfish, bring her in and we will filet her and have sushi for lunch!)